it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
The funny thing is that some people think you mean you just want to stab Caesar, but others know the true quality of your pun.
Day off from work today…
… Cuz I’m too sick to function.
Guess its a chill on the couch with my cat kind of day. -_-
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
just for the last comment
I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO
I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES
IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME
IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES
I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS
your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED
So like in Skyrim I pick stuff up and put it in my mouth. I went sampling/hiking this weekend and I pressed some flowers into my sketchbook.
I also named them and decided they were magic.
I am a wizard.
Omg, that is an amazing beautiful idea!!! I wanna do that!!! :D
you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up
I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo