Originally From Orion
how to give a good handjob
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
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So I’m sitting on my bed and am realizing that no one has or will be home all day, and thats how its going to be until I have a job…
It made me lonely and now I’m all thinking about boys and that I hope someday one will find me pretty…
I dont know if anyone will ever find me pretty… Both in looks and in personality… There are prettier girls out there (In looks)… The only things guys care about are looks… I’ve realized that long ago. They would rather date lunatics over someone who isn’t bleach blond and tanned… I am the opposite… Brown hair and pale… But I am one of the nicest and most caring people… I care too much really…
Helping my friends find jobs after graduation and such, even when I dont have a job myself… I am weird though… I dont like Jersey Shore type things or getting wasted… I like anime and japanese culture and kpop… Drinking makes me sleepy… Oh well…
Then I realized that some guys aren’t talking to me and are trying to avoid me now that I have graduated? What is that? Do I intimidate them? I shouldnt… I mean, its not that big of a deal…
So what if they didn’t go to college and I did. They just chose a different path in life. It doesnt mean that I am better than them… It just means that I have a piece of paper to cry over when I dont have a job where they have experience to cry over…. No one hires without experience anyways.. .
In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more than the size of your heart…drop him my darlings, as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3
Reblog. Every. Single. Time.
(Source: chasind, via eunicornn)
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
Today is singles week. If you’re single reblog this and who ever inboxes you a ‘♥’ want to change that
Get me off the internet!!!
Oh… Hello. Can I help you?
Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??
whoops my hand slipped
lee fucking hyukjae.
I need a guy like Hyukjae…
Funny, cute, and a complete pervert. :D
(Source: haeppenis, via myeolchi-hyuk)
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